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GREEK MYTH ABOUT SANTA CLAUS
 * There once was a man named Santa Clause. He was big and round with cherry cheeks. That man was me. How did I get cherry cheeks?**
 * Well, as a kid I loved cherries but they were very hard to find. My parents would tell me that if I ate too many cherries then my face would turn COMPLETELY red!!!!!!!!! They only said this so that I would stop begging for cherries and they wouldn’t have to go find baskets of cherries for me everyday!!! But I didn’t find this out until I was about 22. I guess it was pretty stupid of me to believe them huh?! Well, I stopped eating cherries from that day forward.**
 * My life ended up a success as I was known through out** **Greece** **and many people looked up to me as their leader.**
 * One night I was to meet the King in his palace and he would assign me to solo fight. This fight ended up making me wander through the forest aimlessly listening for another human sent to fight against me.**
 * I was walking through the forest, chopping down branches from the trees in my way, with my sword. Shield in hand, a dark night outside, I couldn’t see where I was going and suddenly I ran into a tree. This tree had a particular smell. I knew this smell, it was very familiar!?!? Right now I had really wished that the sun was still high in the sky!! Then I finally realized the smell!! It was the smell of my favorite fruit!! CCCHHHHEEEEERRRRRIIEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
 * I decide I would rest here for the night. Laying there by the cherry tree, I was thinking, “It wouldn’t hurt if I ate just one right?” I thought about this for a while, then, finally I figured that ONE would definitely not hurt!! Well, my parents were wrong OF COURSE!! Unless… You eat the ENTIRE TREE OF CHERRIES, then, you might get affected!! I was only a little red by morning. Okay, fine I over did it!! My cheeks were like two GIANT cherries!!!! I looked like an idiot!!**
 * Starting at this point I knew that I wouldn’t be able to show my face in my town EVER again!! So that is how I came to be!! I walked and rode my ship all the way to the North Pole then built a house there and eventually a town came to be with little midget/animal people who helped me to survive. Every year I would go back down to the sates delivering presents to everyone just to see how much they all had changed. No one every suspected it was me because no one had ever known any one with big red cheeks as big and bright as mine!!~lol~**